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更糟（法律幽默杂锦）

2007-11-25 13:35:00| 分类：冷笑话 | 标签： |举报 |字号大中小订阅

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■ 更糟

“真傻！您的手表被抢，为什么不大声呼救呢？”

“如果我张开嘴呼救，他们就会发现我还有四颗金牙，那就更糟了。”

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